Team Eiffel

As the actual operation of my spam filter can best be described as: if it's not on your white list it is spam (although I'm sure the design requirements are entirely different), I regularly go through my spam to check if there's something I've unintentionally discarded. And occasionally I search the subjects for particular keywords to make sure I haven't missed anything.

One of the keywords I use is Eiffel. That turned up two hits today. I can now buy a patch that will make a certain body organ bigger than the Eiffel Tower. Boy, will my wife be "happily" surprised...